How to photograph a naked bicyclist

A conversation at the staging area of the Fremont Solstice Parade:

Cool paint job! Hey, can I take some photos?

Sure, no problem. I really appreciate you asking first.

Yeah, I don't want to be one of those creepy guys with the long lenses.

Yes, thank you so much for not being one of the creepy guys.

I'd give you a card, but you don't appear to have any pockets.